Now and again we encounter these small chocolate-covered or powder-covered "donettes" on snack tables or contenental breakfast buffets. But before we eat them, we ask: "Are these really donuts?"
It's a great question--not merely existential in origin--but from a dietary perspective as well. If you can pop it whole into your mouth, is it really a donut? Isn't a donut a food one can dunk or break apart?
Last week I conducted my own informal poll and arrived at the conclusion that 50% of Americans believe the donette is a donut, and 50% believe it is not. I also learned that the poll does not reflect political or religious affiliation, but reflects an evenly divided populace. (*)
I would, however, like to expand my poll numbers and that is why I'm asking for your help. Would you like to weigh in? Drop me a line and tell me what you think: Is the donette a donut?
(*) Poll percentages reflect an accuracy give or take 50%, as two people were polled--one a Catholic and the other a Methodist. Sex may also be a factor, as both were males, and one had eaten a donette within 24-hours of the polling.
It's a great question--not merely existential in origin--but from a dietary perspective as well. If you can pop it whole into your mouth, is it really a donut? Isn't a donut a food one can dunk or break apart?
Last week I conducted my own informal poll and arrived at the conclusion that 50% of Americans believe the donette is a donut, and 50% believe it is not. I also learned that the poll does not reflect political or religious affiliation, but reflects an evenly divided populace. (*)
I would, however, like to expand my poll numbers and that is why I'm asking for your help. Would you like to weigh in? Drop me a line and tell me what you think: Is the donette a donut?
(*) Poll percentages reflect an accuracy give or take 50%, as two people were polled--one a Catholic and the other a Methodist. Sex may also be a factor, as both were males, and one had eaten a donette within 24-hours of the polling.
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